Wyatt was so excited Wednesday after school. Apparently three kids got busted for saying this,

roses are red
violets are blue
i have 5 fingers
and the middle one is for you.

It was right at dismissal so the teacher said their punishment would be coming Thursday morning when they arrived at school.
Thursday came and that morning wyatt didn't feel like going to school and then a light bulb went off. He said, "oh wait today is the day we find out what happens to the kids that were saying that bad stuff. I definitely want to go to school today."
We were talking about it on the way to school and I said, "I can't believe those kids know the f-word."
Wyatt says, "oh so that's what it means when you use your middle finger."

I'm a awesome mom for two reasons...that wyatt even knows what the f-word is and now he knows how to use it without words.